🚫⚡ABOLISH THE ELECTRICAL WATER PAGEANT⚡🚫
🔥STOP THE MADNESS🔥
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SINCE: 03/15/1996
🔥 THE TRUTH THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW! 🔥
💯 STONE COLD FACTS 💯
FACT #1: The Electrical Water Pageant runs for approximately 25-30 minutes along its route, causing bridge closures that can trap guests for extended periods.
FACT #2: The pageant operates on a fixed schedule that often conflicts with park closing times, forcing exhausted families to wait when they just want to return to their hotels.
FACT #3: Transportation delays from the pageant can cause guests to miss dining reservations, FastPass+ times, and connecting transportation – costing families REAL MONEY!
FACT #4: The Seven Seas Lagoon bridge system was not designed in 1971 to accommodate both heavy pedestrian traffic AND a nightly water show.
FACT #5: Resort guests at Grand Floridian, Polynesian, and Contemporary pay PREMIUM prices but suffer from transportation delays caused by this 1971 relic!
FACT #6: Disney buses, boats, and monorails all experience cascading delays when bridges are closed for the pageant, creating a transportation nightmare across the resort.
⚡ REAL GUEST EXPERIENCES ⚡
“We waited 45 minutes after park close just to get back to our hotel because of this ancient light show. My kids were crying, we missed our dinner reservation, and it cost us $200 in cancellation fees!” – Sarah M., Ohio
“The pageant blocked our path THREE TIMES during our week-long stay. It’s 2025, not 1971! Time to retire this transportation-blocking relic!” – Mike D., California
“Stuck on a boat for 30 minutes watching King Triton float by while my toddler had a meltdown. This needs to END!” – Jennifer L., Texas
💀 THE PAGEANT MUST DIE! 💀
🎯 WHY IT NEEDS TO GO:
• Operational Inefficiency: Creates bottlenecks in Disney’s transportation network
• Guest Satisfaction: Causes frustration and delays for paying customers
• Safety Concerns: Large crowds waiting on bridges and platforms
• Revenue Impact: Missed dining reservations and shortened park time
• Outdated Technology: 1970s-era lighting effects that pale compared to modern alternatives
• Environmental Impact: Boats burning fuel nightly for minimal entertainment value
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